2003 joke
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2003 WHEN:

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with
family is because they do not
have an e-mail address.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of three.

3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG
file of your newborn so she
can create a screen saver.

4. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone
is home.

5. Every commercial on television has a web
site address at the bottom of
the screen.

6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it is
out of date and now sells for
half the price you paid.

7. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn
around to go get it.

8. Using real money, instead of credit or
debit, to make a purchase would be
a hassle and take planning.

9. You just tried to enter your password on the
microwave.

10. You consider second-day air delivery
painfully slow.

11. Your dining room table is now your flat
filing cabinet.

12. Your idea of being organized is
multiple-colored Post-it notes.

13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail
instead of in person.

14. You get an extra phone line so you can get
phone calls.

15. You disconnect from the Internet and get
this awful feeling, as if you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.

16. You get up in the morning and go online
before getting your coffee.

17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom
and check your E-mail on your
way back to bed.

18. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. :)

19. You're reading this.

20. Even worse; you're going to forward it to
someone else...